INTRO A Certain Unfortunate Smuggler

Within the heavy rain that was downpouring。

On a long avenue of trade that wasn’t used all the time、a single wagon is hurriedly traveling on it。

 

「Dammit、this is bad……」

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I’ve been a bad senpai(Not a chapter update)

Damn Sorry I didn’t notice

It seems like 3 fans have donated food funds for me(Yes it goes to funds for food since I only eat a cup of rice and soy sauce + motivation to stay alive and continue translating)

For those special humans who did this wonderful thing

I’ll grant you 3-5 full freaking instant chapters translation speed for any series you desire(Except series of other translators OR you could ask that translator and I’ll gladly help i guess if its a good series that i like too)

 

Just use my contact in my [about us] page in this site

Be sure to use the name you used in paypal so I’ll know its you guys~

Don’t underestimate a well fed translator! Eheh! (I can actually eat a decent meal for once)

I can actually translate 30,000 Japanese characters in just 5-6 hours when I’m not hungry or less if I use maximum overdrive (Beg my EX GF to help me translate xDDDDD)

Do you miss Commushou? (Not a chapter update)

Some people are reading it again and I really miss it so much

 

Well this is just a meow from me but if anyone got a copy of the light novel of Commushou(I heard that the author leveled up on the ERO content) then if you could kindly make an epub of Commushou Vol 1 for me then I would happily Translate it

 

I only read Epub format of Light novels since I dun have a PC. Just an android tablet user here. + I dun like pdf and other file formats for light novels

Is Missere Meow dead yet?

I think so?

Well yep, I’ve cleared most of the games on my list but the sad part is that I’m at the last semester of my college life so need to focus.

If someone wants to pick up Dragon’s peak then pls do

If not then I’ll resume it after the upcoming semester

– Dead Fairy Translator

Ps. Should I change the background?

Is it too Erotic?

Missere Meow’s Reading list

  1. We dwell at the foot of Dragon’s Peak

I’m translating this so no need to explain.

  1. The Training Diary of a Weak High-school Student to Become the World’s Strongest in Other World

MC is betrayed by a family clan and his clan is ruined. He found a gate linking to a different world where he trained to become stronger.

I love his revenge arc right now ❤ So much murder.

  1. Seventh

Link

  1. Seed of Evolution

Link

  1. Tower of Karma

Family of MC is poor so Sis sold herself to free his bro the MC but then a man gave the MC a bag filled with his dead Sis. MC despair and ate the body then after years, he grew up for revenge…….but slowly…….he turned into a being that does not live for revenge…..

  1. So I’m a spider, what about it?

Link

  1. Ouroboros Record

MC is an aristocrat and an alchemist.

For those who don’t mind human experimentation and evil things alike

Very EVIL but I love it

  1. Jobless Reincarnation

Link

  1. An Undefeated Magician someday

MC is reincarnated as a strong magician but shit happens and he keeps on losing and dying by the hands of the strongest princess

Tags: True love, So many deaths, TRUE LOVE (Need to emphasize this cuz TRUE LOVE…….TRUE LOVE)

  1. I reincarnated to another world but, I’m being misunderstood as a Genius?

Title says it all

(Tags: Comedy that will make your stomach ache)

  1. Modern weapons cheat in another world

For people who loves Yandere and War machines and weapons….CHITOSE IS LOVE. CHITOSE IS LIFE

Link

  1. I kind of came to another world, but where’s the way home

I’m translating this

  1. The 4th time death Magician

Commushou but a baby that sucks blood.

  1. The Boy from the B group

So much Vanilla

Link

  1. In Regards to my Reincarnation as a Slime

Link

  1. Moon-led Journey Across another World

Link

  1. The Preceding Hero Wants to Retire

Link

  1. The Rising of the Shield Hero

Link

  1. A legendary song in a different world ~The person who stops time

Link

  1. Pure Love X Insult

Not sure if I’m still translating this……waiting for pun

21. Charging magic with a smile ~! Reviving the different world with infinite magic

Title says it all

Tags: TOO.MUCH.VANILLA.IT.HURTS.

  1. I appear to have been reincarnated as a Love Interest in an Otome Game

Link

  1. The New Gate

Link

  1. Family that has been sent to another world

When your family members all LOVE YOU TOO MUCH IN THE POINT OF MURDERING EVERYTHING THAT EVEN TOUCHES YOU

Tags: Dangerous family

  1. Other World Rhapsody which started from a Death March

Link

  1. How to skillfully make a beautiful girl into a meat toilet

Zeld…Link

  1. Me & my travel record around the different world

Haven’t started yet but looks good

  1. Re;Monster

Link

  1. Second time Avenger

Link

  1. The God Slaying Hero and the Seven Covenants

Link

  1. Return of the former hero

Link

  1. Summoned Slaughterer

Link

  1. Road to Kingdom

Link

  1. The Man picked up by the gods

Link

  1. My Childhood Friend is a High School Girl and a Hero of another World but it looks like that’s not all

Link

  1. Genocide Reality

LinK

37. The Master of the Dark guild is smiling today again

link(WATDAMEOW)

38. Haunted Duke’s daughter

Link

39. The former duke’s daughter’s hell life

Isekai as a duke’s daughter that has already went to a bad end since she was a villainess but she has strong dark cheat magic

Link

40. Katahane no Riku

Link

okay lazy move activated: http://www.novelupdates.com/readlist/?uid=3495

 

 

This freaking week + Announcement

Missere Meow Here

No chapters this freaking week cuz muh exams week this week.

I’m so freaking lazy that I still haven’t started studying.

 

Though I’m not sure if this is good news but I’m gonna start another shitty novel translation.

I’ll just give some clues on it.

 

“Virtual Villager + Elf collection + Good Vs. Evil + Boring”

 

Well technically, all the novels I’m translating are boring but who cares?

Btw someone asked how I balance my activities and schedule.

Well the answer is multitasking, playing EVIL Visual novels + Translating.

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Well good luck to me

 

No chapter update. Just Meow being a bad fairy cat. (Though I’m always a bad fairy cat)

Missere Meow here

Just a status update(What’s this? FACEBOOK? What’s on your mind? Damn you Zu*kerb*rg.)

Since I really celebrated Valentines day very awesomely by trolling some cosplayers by shouting “Anime and games are shit” while eating many food and watched Deadpool with bros(I’m a big fan of deadpool. I has all of the comics from early comics)

I’m currently doing chapters 32-39 of Kitsune while my friend is making me a Kitsune mask

Dragon’s peak is……I’m just gonna translate it when I get some time since Kuma-san has awakened already so I need to speed up my Kitsune Translation

Dragon’s peak is just a drag along story until the novel heats up.

Btw don’t check the hidden words beneath these. Thanks. SPOILERS! Just DON’T DO IT! Dragon’s peak is shit. Drop it already. Not worth reading and waiting for Ernea to man the fuck up.

 

Dragon King Eru: So meow, You’ve finished translating my worst chapter huh.

M.Meow: Yes, your majesty. As you have planned, almost 80% of the readers have dropped the novel.

Dragon King Eru: Good good. Normal people shouldn’t get dragged in this war. Meow, call upon Zan.

M.Meow: Hey Zan, His majesty is calling you.

A man moved away the curtain and entered inside the tent. This man is a bit burly but looks a bit thin. This guy is the #1 person who will surely NTR Mist if I let my guard down.

Zan: What is it, Er***-kun?

Dragon King Eru: Have the Demon troops already advanced inside the kingdom?

Zan: 10,000 demons in total are marching forward.

Dragon king Eru: As expected huh. Zan, tell Mist to contact Dragon King Id and become a reinforcement to help Ristia in defending the country. You can get some of the Dragons and Dragonian troops too

Zan: Alright.

Dragon King Eru: Rui, you’re there, aren’t you?

Rui: Ara Ara Maa Maa~! I’m always at your side though?

Dragon King Eru: Get me the White Dragon slayer and the annoying sisters. We’ll be going somewhere.

Rui: And where might that be?

With Rui’s question, I held Ares-chan with my hands and rose from the chair. I whispered unto Ares-chan and I was enveloped with a thick and strong amount of Dragon Ki that would surpass even 3 Demon kings

Dragon King Eru: Isn’t that already obvious? We’re going to the Demonic lands.

M.Meow: ………..My lord.

Dragon King Eru: Oh! You were still here? Just go do your homework already and continue translating.

M.Meow: Yes, my lord.

When I finished telling meow on what to do, I took some of the Dragonian troops with me and Rode on Nimy

Dragon King Eru: Let’s go Nimy

Nimy: Okay Nyan~!

 

97% True spoiler

And yes, I’m freaking Self-insert. My site so no complaints.

And yes, I still haven’t done my homework. My teacher is gonna skin my fur later………..

Future chapter poll

So the next chapter contains 20,000 Japanese characters converted into English letters would make 40,000 letters. The most I could Translate in a week is 10,000 JPC(Japanese characters) so I gotta ask which you humans would prefer?

For those who don’t do math like me, the next chapter is like 2-3 chapters combined in a single chapter.

Should I the fairy cat translator cut and post the chapters in half so there would be a weekly release or should I just finish and post the whole chapter which would take 2 weeks in total (13 days if people would donate real money to me kek)

 

You humans decide for yourselves

Oh and by the way, I’ve already finished the first part of the next chapter so If everyone decides on cutting the chapter then I can post the first half immediately YAY

 

I’ll make a decision on midnight Japanese timezone

(Don’t ask me if I live in japan since I live in Vatican city IRL. Yep, Me and the pope are best buddies LOL)

 

Test Post (Please Ignore) (SPOILERRRRRRRRR)

◆STATUS◆

Name Hiroto・Sigrid
Human Male 14 years old Level 59

Job:Villager
Hp:1840/1840
Mp:1548/1548

Skill:
Axe Mastery 120 【Holy】 Swordplay 53 Sword Mastery 10
Pharmacist 35 Merchant 36 Holy Sword Mastery 1 Spirit Magic 78
Thief 33 Hunter 30 Soldier 32  【Darkness】 Swordplay 2
Ninjutsu 5 Bodyguard 1  Ferocious General 3
Dragoon 6  Strategist 1  Breathing Technique 2

Medic 31 Chivalry 30
Clergy 30 Missionary Work 1
Adventurer 30 Blacksmith Master 30
Singer 10 Dancer 1
Governer 1

Physique 153 Magic Attainments 127
Elegance 32 Limit Breakthrough 61
The Art of Making Love 16 Stamp 10

Negotiation Technique 121 Luck 110

Action Skill:
Wood Chop         (Axe Mastery 10)
Helmet Up         (Axe Mastery 20)
Great Severance         (Axe Mastery 30)
Power Slash         (Axe Mastery 40)
Smash             (Axe Mastery 50)
Blade Spin         (Axe Mastery 60)
Boomerang Tomahawk     (Axe Mastery 70)
Gigant Slash         (Axe Mastery 80)
Tornado Break         (Axe Mastery 90)
Dragon Destroyer         (Axe Mastery 100)
Meteor Crash         (Axe Mastery 110)
Landslider         (Axe Mastery 120)

Mow Down         (Sword Mastery 10)

God’s Authority         (Limit Breakthrough 50、Qigong)

Prayer of Divine Protection     (【Holy】 Swordplay 10)
Magic Sword        (【Holy】 Swordplay 30)
Double Magic Sword    (【Holy】 Swordplay 50)

Spirit Magic Level 7        (Spirit Magic 70)
法術レベル3        (法術士30)

Potion Making        (Pharmacist 20)

Appraisal            (Merchant 10)
Judge            (Merchant 20)

Stealth Steps        (Thief 10)
Picklock            (Thief 20)
Hide            (Thief 30)

Hunting            (Hunter 10)
Aim            (Hunter 20)
Trap Making        (Hunter 30)

War Cry            (Soldier 20)

First aid            (Medic 10)
Bandage Dressing        (Medic 20)
Poison extraction        (Medic 30)

Camping            (Adventurer 20)

Maintenance        (Blacksmith Master 20)
Blacksmith Level 3        (Blacksmith Master 30)

Pray            (Clergy 10)
Purification        (Clergy 30)

Invincible            (Physique 100)
Magic Boost        (Magic Attainments 30)

Alluring Figure        (The Art of Making Love 10)

Haggle             (Negotiation technique 10)
Persuade         (Negotiation technique 30)
Request             (Negotiation technique 40)
Exchange         (Negotiation technique 60)
Subordination        (Negotiation technique 95)
Mind Read        (Negotiation technique 110)
Submission        (Negotiation technique 120)

【Kiss】Granted by God     (Stamp 10)

×Lucky Attack        (Luck 50)
×Praying for God’s help    (Luck 70)

Passive Skill:
Ax equipment        (Axe Mastery10)
Sword equipment        (Sword Mastery10)
Bow equipment        (Hunter 10)
Cane equipment        (Clergy 10)
Clergy equipment        (Clergy 10)
Light armament        (Adventurer 10)
Medical herb study        (Pharmacist 10)
Heal medicine effect rise    (Pharmacist 30)
Holding Back        (【Holy】Swordplay 30)
Business ability        (Merchant 30)
Manners            (Elegance  10)
Etiquette            (Elegance 30)
Bravery            (Soldier 10)
Offensive power rise    (Soldier 20)
Sign perception        (Adventurer 30)

Charisma            (Negotiation technique 50)
【Opposite sex】Charm    (Negotiation technique 80)
【Same sex】Charm    (Negotiation technique 85)
【Monster】Charm        (Negotiation technique 90)
Choices            (Negotiation technique 100)

×Pick Gold        (Luck 10)
×Pick Item        (Luck 20)
×Good Luck        (Luck 30)
×Critical Rate Rise        (Luck 80)
×Destiny            (Luck 100)
Blessing            (Luck 110)

Remarks Column

・He is recognized as a B rank adventurer。
・A leader of a party consisting of 12。
・Has 2 Guardian Beasts。
・『Blessing』has been used on his Slave(Leona) and his 『Luck』 skill is shared with her。
・The Junegan Kingdom’s Red Knights Army is under his rule。
・The Junegan Kingdom’s Blue Knights Army is under his rule。
・He is under the influence of the Strategist(Mary)’s 『Military Rule』 skill。
・Has the qualifications to be a Viceroy of the Junegan Kingdom。
・Has inherited the blood of an aristocrat in the Junegan Kingdom。
・Engaged to the Paladin 《Fillianess》。
・Admitted as a Fiance of the Princess 《Loussier 》。
・In possesion of the Crystal shells of the 『Female Dragon Emperor』。
・Has received the breast milk of a 『Mermaid』。
・Has received the breast milk of a 『Female Dragon Emperor』。
・Been awarded the skill 『Stamp』 from 《Unnamed》(Goddess)。
・Bestowed the stamps to 《Loussier》《Fillianess》Mikoto》《Sue》。
・The Demon King Lilim has sucked his life force。

Remaining Skill point: 83